the Homosexual Agenda
It's an old one, but still makes me laugh. The Homosexual Agenda
• 6 a.m. -- Gym • 8 a.m. -- Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas) • 9 a.m. -- Hair appointment • 10 a.m. -- Shopping (preferably at Nordstroms or Saks) • 12 p.m. -- Brunch • 2 p.m. -- 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. federal, state and local governments
2) Destroy all healthy marriages
3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
4) Bulldoze all houses of worship
5) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media
6) Be fabulous • 2:30 p.m. -- Mud mask and 40 winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest • 4 p.m. -- Cocktails • 6 p.m. -- Light dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and Pouilly Fuisse) • 8 p.m. -- Theater • 10:30 p.m. -- Sexytime • 12:00 a.m. -- Bed
• 6 a.m. -- Gym • 8 a.m. -- Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas) • 9 a.m. -- Hair appointment • 10 a.m. -- Shopping (preferably at Nordstroms or Saks) • 12 p.m. -- Brunch • 2 p.m. -- 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. federal, state and local governments
2) Destroy all healthy marriages
3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
4) Bulldoze all houses of worship
5) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media
6) Be fabulous • 2:30 p.m. -- Mud mask and 40 winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest • 4 p.m. -- Cocktails • 6 p.m. -- Light dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and Pouilly Fuisse) • 8 p.m. -- Theater • 10:30 p.m. -- Sexytime • 12:00 a.m. -- Bed
